Interlude Of A Lifetime !!

A chaotic lifestyle often prevent us from saying out a lot of things out loud. Things are left unsaid, emotions suppressed and memories faded. Renaissance from the ashes of the life renders me at peace. All this years i was sure enough this is how my life gonna turn out to be, a loner who rots in hell all alone. A dream all along, an angel reliving me of my misery, kneeling down every night for it to be true.

 "I have known you my entire life", i said to the angel. "4 years of utter silence and yet so much left to say. Tried to hide it away. and if this dream tells the story of my miserable life, the entangled way i cant find a way out, would you burn it for me or hang it up for everyone to see", i said. "Amen",said the angel. Have been clinging to the word all this time. Finally i let it go. I let it go.
One day i see the angel crying, her halo broken and wings torn apart.
 With a dreaded voice and fear i ask her. My liberator was in pain, and she didn't say a word before. With a sense of utter disgust on myself i venture out to make things right. "I know having to go through all this your entire life has been really tough on you" i said. We fall down million of times in the journey, giving up and cutting short the quest is the path chosen by many. Bruised and scarred you continue your journey, i will make you. "If they hurt you, they hurt me too", i said. Shaken up and teary eyes she says, "Amen". The word that liberated me, will liberate you as well.

24 years of desolation, and here i am finally at a destination. Hadn't really thought would say this someday, all the pain and suffering was worth it, Cox it lead me to you. A shattered heart and broken dreams, was worth it. Cox it lead me to you. In the midst of all the mixed feelings we often tend to forget the ONE thing. The base of our foundation, the angelic leverage that guides us, think about us and care for us selflessly.

Story Of My Life !!

Bad experiences with people. They just leave a horrible bitter taste in our mouth. They breed distrust, anger, hesitance, sadness and caution. These are nothing but bricks and cement that inevitably lead to the construction of a fierce wall. A wall of defence so strong. There is no door, not even a window. We're so busy blocking out the negativity 

and protecting yourselves against harm, that we don't realise we're also very effectively blocking out the air, the 

sunshine, the view, not to mention, new visitors.

Let them in they say, let them be your comfort zone. What if that comfort zone become your only source of solace, 

what if you get devoted to the solace and out of no where you find yourself in No man's land. Standing all alone, 

pitying on yourself, reflecting on every cell of yours, as to where did you go wrong. You din't mean to be a reason of 

someone being uncomfortable around you, you just wanted the fellowship. Everything the poor soul respected, 

upheld, loved, cherished, and believed to be the truth comes shattering down in an instant. There is not much time gap 

between knowing something to be true and false. It takes just an instant to fall face down so hard, it takes you ages to 

stand up. Mustering courage, trying to believe something you know is a lie, trying to hope something when your heart 

knows you are gonna fall down again. Ignoring your instincts, letting your guard down you start over. In a fit to 

impress people to make them love you, you lose yourself to the oblivion. Fear of being left alone in a rush is 

heartbreaking, right. And then you are thrown right off your  feet again. WOW, feels great huh !!

Being missed dearly when you were'nt around, tops the list of ecstacy. When a friend of yours, drunk, calls you in the 

middle  of the night to tell you "Buddy i miss you". What was that word again, when you enter the room and silence 

takes over, and what the heck was that word again, when you realise that you were the reason for that. Feeling lonely 

sucks, but being the outcast, that other thinks being lonely is better than actually being in your company, rips you 

apart pieces by pieces.


Ultimate agony is when a complete stranger comes up to ask you, "you look sad, is everything alrite ?" and 

overwhelmed you want to pour your heart out, but instead says " Am fine, 

thank you ".

Story of my life !!!

Physics 101

2 years being on exile and coming back to fill in the gap, a comic writing seems to be a long way to go. You kinda develop an unhealthy relationship with WORDS. Anyways getting down to business.



Women proved themselves capable of excelling in every field.  They completed Herculean missions; scaled insurmountable heights.  But when it comes to Physics, they fail to grasp some basic physical laws.  They either don’t understand these laws or have utter disregard for them.  I believe a Physics 101 is in order.



Law of constant volume: The volume of an object is constant whichever way you bend it.  So the statement, “We can’t fit all the clothes if you just stuff them in the bag.  We need to fold the clothes properly” is not valid.



The law of uniform heat transference: It will take exactly the same amount of time for the wet towel to dry whether it is on the towel-hanger or on bed.



Law of non-magnetism of hands: Human hands do not act as magnets to bacteria, virus, germs and other vicious microbes.  Therefore, washing hands more than twice a day is utter waste of one’s valuable time.



Newton’s First Law: “Don’t throw the car keys in the sofa, you will lose them” contradicts Newton’s First Law.  The keys will continue to stay at rest on the sofa unless some restless force moves them.



Non-transitivity of physical objects: If person A touches an object and person B touches the same object, it is not equivalent to A and C touching and groping each other.  So it is perfectly alright to share a soap among a bunch of people.



Law of conservation of mass: Whichever way you squeeze the toothpaste tube, the amount of toothpaste in the tube does not reduce.



Law of opacity: Light does not travel through opaque objects.  Therefore, the state of disintegration of underwear is not visible to public through other opaque clothing.  So it is perfectly safe to use underwear until it is reduced to a few strands of threads.



Law of fixed boiling point under constant pressure: The gasoline in the gas-tank does not instantly evaporate as soon as the gas indicator lights up



Law of sound not being in visual spectrum: Eyes don’t have to be focused on the source of sound to hear the sound.  So when the eyes are looking at TV, ears can perfectly hear the sound coming out of somebody’s mouth.

Don't We All !!

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come
from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to finish her lecture.
She had been invited to Stanford University to give a special lecture on "Future Energy Resource".


Coming my way from across the parking lot was a tramp .
From the looks of him, he had no car, no home, no clean clothes, and no
money. There are times when you feel generous enough to donate money and yet there are other times that you just don't want to be bothered. This was one of those "don't
want to be bothered times" for me, i was thoroughly irritated by all the sun burn.


"I hope he doesn't ask me for any money," I thought.
He didn't.
He came and sat on the curb in front of the bus stop but he didn't look
like he could have enough money to even ride the bus.
After a few minutes he spoke.
"That's a very pretty car," he said.
He was ragged but he had an air of dignity around him. His scraggly
blond beard keep more than his face warm.
I said, "thanks," and continued wiping off my car.


He sat there quietly as I worked. The expected plea for money never
came.
As the silence between us widened something inside said, "ask him if
he needs any help." I was sure that he would say "yes" but I held true
to the inner voice.
"Do you need any help?" I asked.
He answered in three simple but profound words that I shall never forget.
We often look for wisdom in great men and women. We expect it from
those of higher learning and accomplishments.


I expected nothing but an
outstretched grimy hand asking for money to eat, but instead he said the three words that shook me.
"Don't we all?" he said.


I was feeling high and mighty, successful and important, above a beggar
in the street, until those three words hit me like a twelve gauge
shotgun.
"Don't we all?"
I needed help. Maybe not for bus fare or a place to sleep, but I
needed help. I reached in my wallet and gave him not only enough for bus
fare, but enough to get a warm meal and shelter for the day. Those
three little words still ring true. No matter how much you have, no matter
how much you have accomplished, you need help too. No matter how little you
have, no matter how loaded you are with problems, even without money or
a place to sleep, you can give help.


Even if it's just a compliment, you can give that.
You never know when you may see someone that appears to have it all.
They are waiting on you to give them what they don't have. A different
perspective on life, a glimpse at something beautiful, a respite from
daily chaos, that only you through a torn world can see.
Maybe the man was just a homeless stranger wandering the streets. Maybe
he was more than that.


Maybe he was sent by a power that is great and wise, to minister to a soul too comfortable in themselves. Maybe God looked down, called an Angel, dressed him like a beggar, then said, "go minister to that man cleaning the car, that man needs help."
"Don't we all?"

Cosmic Conundrums and a loner !!!

When I had my first course in physics in class eighth, the first chapter talked of symmetry. It said, nature loves symmetry. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, for every particle, there is an antiparticle, for every matter there exists an antimatter. Be it a microscopic domain or a macroscopic domain, the rule is followed, sometimes obvious, oblivious the other times. Then there was another concept, the overall aim of science. Unification.

Unify thoughts, reason, phenomenon, spirit, mind, body, anything that happens to exist no matter how small, or how infinite. These thoughts have stayed with me since all the past years. I like them, the aim is really noble. People say that science does not believe in God, or the supernatural. I beg to differ. We, don’t reject the existence of anything or anyone. We still hope that we will find life somewhere extraterrestrial, rather than waiting for them to come and colonialize us. Similarly, we just want to see God, put him to experiment, study his Godliness and find the reason or the process, how it happens. Any other religion and science (Yes, I would consider science as a religion, a practice, a way of living) seek the same goals through different methods. They preach faith in a power unseen taking for granted that It exists, we practice reason and want to see that unseen.

To all those who say that it is beyond the scope of human to reach and understand the works of God, let us just put it up in their own words. God made his beloved human race in his own image. That can mean a lot of things. Yet, two points come to me at present. First, God loves us. And second that, since he made us in his own image, and yet sent us down here on earth, is for a reason. Out of some curiosity, He put in some defect while making us, so that we become humans, more humane humans than Gods. Maybe he fiddles with his curiosity like a huge experiment, to see the outcome of every possibility that can exist. He wants us, to rise, to overcome what defects and flaws we detect in us, to reason it out, and eventually find him.

Reason is what he wants us to seek, reason is what Science seeks. He wants Us to explain everything to ourselves, to find out what happens, how it happens, why it happens, even His works, His manifestations. Don’t seek the reasons in the work of God? Why? He made us in his own image, He wants to be like Him, He knows all the reasons, then why-shouldn’t-we-try-to-find-them. Is it not equivalent to a quest to find Him?
So here I am, to do my part. To seek, reason, through science, art, culture, literature, philosophy, music and every possible realm that I can grasp and try to find symmetry, the perfect poles the ying and yang.

Gimme Red !!!

Last night, I was sleeping when a mosquito sensing some action found its way beneath me and bit my bum. It was a very painful bite indeed. Out of rage, with one smack, I killed the mosquito.

Would M.Gandhi file a case against me for brutally murdering a mosquito ? Is there any lawyer out there who could bail me out if such a thing happens to me ? I also found out that the mosquito was a girl. She had nice curves indeed. I told this incident to a few friends of mine. Well not friends actually, i never considered them friends anyways.

This morning, the postman came and delivered a parcel to me. There was a small card on top of the parcel and it read " With love from X and Y". Well lets just call them X and Y, let them be anonymous for now. They will get hold of who exactly X and Y is though, so no harm done. I opened the parcel and when I saw the gift, I had tears in my eyes. Family like them really makes me feel so special. There was a letter attached along with the parcel. It read

Dear Handsome Sid,

We know that you had to undergo pain and struggle after murdering that
mosquito. Hence we are sending you a protective gear that you can wear on top of
your pants. Mosquitoes can never ever bite your bum again.
It was a pack of 7 red underwears. Now when ever I go out, I wear the underwear over my pants and calls myself the 7 LAYER SUPERMAN. I added the pictures of the underwear in this page. But I removed the pictures when X and Y pleaded with me to remove the pictures. They couldn't handle the limelite, especially X, Well Y is the cool one actually, X is a dumbo. She fell on my feet and cried. Hence I removed the pictures from the post. But if my readers are eager to see the underwear, do drop a mail to me. I will send a high-pixel version of the picture exclusively to your email-id.
Thank you guys. Family like you make me happy. Paris Hilton is searching for a BFF ( Best Friend Forever), so i intend to keep you a secret, and hence the anonymity.

Gandhi And Students !!!

1) Student Name : Siddharth. Occasion : Mock Press Competition.


Siddharth donned the role of Gandhiji . The Judges asked him, " Among the present day celebrities, who can you associate yourself with?"

Siddharth (Gandhi): I would associate myself with Salman Khan and Mallika Sherawat. All of us shed our clothes to reveal our belly buttons. I do it for our Desh (Nation). Salman does it for Aish (Power) and Mallika for Cash.






Trivia: Siddharth was eliminated in that round. And this is how this blog came into existance.




2) Student Name : Ravindra Jadeja. Occasion: Primary School History Examination


Teacher: Write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

Ravindra Jadeja: Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Hot girl. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One day he proposed to her. She said Yes. Then they got married. Their wedding day is celebrated all over the world as "Gandhi Jayanthi day".

Trivia : Ravindra Jadeja was sent out of the class. He picked up a cricket bat and became a cricketer



3) Student Name: Anand Jon. Occasion : Art class


Anand Jon was playing with two ten Rupee notes and suddenly the fashion designer in him, emerged out in art form.





Trivia : Anand Jon is now in prison on charges of Rape and Child molestation.

Fucked Up Epiphany

What feels more torturous, the one you love doesnt love you back, or when she question your love ?

The latter one seems more intimidating to miss. Man it hurts, it hurts like hell. The one person you trust the most, you felt free the most to share with, so sweetly ask you to take an exit. That is so not fair, notice should have been issued to have change yourself beforehand. Its rightly said that your mind understand you the most in this entire world. Well it doesnt ever misunderstand you. Its the heart that longs for someone to understand the pain, the agony inside it. Its the heart that cries out loud to someone to understand its silence. Understand the emotions swirling inside it, without being told about. Fucking heart, not only end up hurting others, but also end up shattering into pieces itself. From where do i bring a tape strong enough to paste the broken pieces to make a whole new heart. Love is a strange thing, it makes people do stuffs that they doesnt like a bit. But still its worth it, its worth every bit of getting killed slowly.

And here i promised to maintain a cool attitude. Now how do i restrict my idiotic thumping machine to keep things upto itself, to console itself when it needs one so dearly. To keep standing when it needs a shoulder to keep its head on. Seems funny actually to find yourself in such a fucked up situation, when you find yourself abandoned, when you had a hand always ready to catch your tears. I guess its just me and myself and I all over again. Now do i understand how it feels to be lonely, to be all alone. I feel so lonely, so desolute. Please come back honey !!.

So i would be logging on into, to pour out my hearts woe on a routine basis i guess. After all the anguish needs to be flushed somehow, let it be in form of writing then. This is to me, signing off to be back very soon.

Confabulation Debacle

SCENE 1: The clock shows 9.Newshour gets displayed on T.V. screens. Arnab Goswami's face appears.(30 million people across the country says "oh God! not again!" and switch off their tv sets.)

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Tonight at Newshour we are going to debate the common wealth games scam and joining us are our panel of ...........uhmmmm well !!...esteemed guests, Laloo Prasad Yadav, Mulayam Singh Yadav, Congress spokesperson Manish Tiwary, Shashi Tharoor and Suresh Kalmadi, the chairman of IOCL & CWG organising commitee. Let me start with you Kalmadiji. You are being held responsible for the cwg fiasco. What is your defense? What is your say on this issue.

SURESH KALMADI:(What will i say after digesting millions of bucks? let me do what every politician does on being cornerd).
I think there is Pakistan's hands in it.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Sir,how can you blame them?

SURESH KALMADI: If they can blame us for anything and everything happening in their country, from floods to match fixing to Zardari's common cold, why can't i?

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Let me move over to Mulayamji. What is your take on this whole issue?

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV: Angrezi nahi chalegi. Angrezi hatao desh bachaao !!!

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Sir, but the topic is CWG not english education.

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV: Angrezi nahi chalegi !!

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Sir, but...

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV: ANGREZZZZZZZI NAHIN CHHHAALLLEGIIIIIIIIII BOLL DIYE NAAAAAA... TO BOL DIYE...

somewhere amidst the noises
Manish Tiwary : Arnab i believe...(voice trailing off as nobody actually cares as to what he believes).

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Sir, let me rebut you.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: Arre budbak. Hum kahe dete hain no slang, what is this re'BUTT',re'BUTT'? Tohaar ghar mein maa bahinn naahi hai kya??
And what CWG you are talking about. We want more salary otherwise consequences will be severe.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: (Literally crying out of frustration) For the last time the topic is CWG. now listen to me.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: What listen to you. Till today i haven't listened to Rabri, Bihar's public, Railway workers or even Soniaji. I should have gone to ndtv's left,right & centre. Atleast Nidhi Razdan is hot.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Tharoor sir can we have your opinion on this issue.

SHASHI THAROOR: CWG today has become an arduous task, with rivulets flowing out from the squalor of filth. The onus lies on those whose tones are still stentorian. The denouement of this saga we still await.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: ?????

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: ??????

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV: ??????

MANISH TIWARY: ???????

After exactly 90 seconds of confusion !!!

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: E sasura abhi hame italian bhasa main gali diya ka ?

MANISH TIWARY: How do i know. Go ask your soniaji.

SHASHI THAROOR: I believe the time for penitence has passed long before.Things have got obfuscated & need to be emancipated from past's emasculation.The need of the hour is to avaler from cynicism and awaken ourselves to the tantamount task of creating an elixir for saving the games from a bad omen.

(17 different people bang their heads on their tables on hearing this.
17 being the total no of people who actually dared to watch Arnab Goswami's show)

Meanwhile with an "i give a fuck to whatever is happening over here" look Lalooji starts talking.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: E sasura Throor ko kaise bhagayein e hanse. Ministry se bhaga ke toh kaam hua nahi.

MANISH TIWARY: I have an idea. Ban Twitter. He will die from heart attack .

LALOO PRASAD YADAV: By the way, Mulayamji why are you against angrezi. It is a means of developmentWA & progressWA .

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV: Aree humka nahi naa aati hai angrezi. Angrezi chalegi to hum kyaa ghantaa chal payungaa. Beda garat hui jaayegaa sasuraa.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Where the hell is Suresh Kalmadi?

TIMES NOW Crew Member : He ran away during the break. We tried to stop him, but then we were told that Suresh Kalmadi was actually Usain Bolt in make-up. Apparently Kalmadi had appointed him to impersonate him and answer people's questions and run away in sticky situations. That might probably be the reason why Usain Bolt is not attending Delhi CWG.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Due to inexplicable circumstances we are wrapping up for today. Gentleman thanks for joining.

After the show a sad man is found talking to himself.
MANISH TIWARY: No one listens to me,not Soniaji not Pranabji ,Not Chidambaramji & not even that Deepak Courasia's english prototype. I am the most helpless guy in the congress afer Manmohan Singh. God save us both & if possible, the games.

Existence Extinguished

Have you ever experience how it feels like to be in unfathomable pain ?
How it feels when you have all the treasure and happiness in the world, but none to share with.
Physical pain is just a gateway to the miniscule superficial uneasiness of our body. Have you ever witness the ghastly unimaginable agony when the serenity of the mind is deeply disturbed. When the mind is in a state of total chaos, havoc being the chief parasite inhibiting the mind.
Physical pain seems midgetly uneasy. A piece of cake to handle, how critically unstable it feels to be in this godforsaken anguish.
There was a face, a part of my life i had never seen, nor did i ever wanted to see. But now that i came face to face with it, it tears me apart. Amazing how things work out, ironic it sounds to hear that my life turns a blind eye to my woes, to my sentiments. A broken heart, a teared down body and a bruised mind did it take me to grasp the actual meaning of avoiding someone.
Who gives a fuck when others avoid you, when others misunderstand you, but who do we go to if our life turns against us.
Astonishing it may sound, something to think about.
This is where i finish my venture, this is where i stop. And certainly this is where i cease !!!