Enough of emotional crap, yesterday i decided to try my hand on some comic writings, Priyadarshan made his transistion from comedy to serious with Aakrosh, and here the legend is back with some exciting never before seen comedy. FYI, this are'nt PJs ok, ignore common layman, this "FYI" was for 2 to 3 diabolical fools, he he he !!!
So here it goes, recently i made some surveys, to some controversial unanswered question. Not to mention that survey included just one people....
"ME" !!!
#What if Rahul Gandhi becomes India's prime Minister?
Firstly, he will dissolve the passing systems of exams and make sure politicians children are given a lower pass percentage, and Gandhi's(not the real ones, the reel ones) don't need to appear in papers.Secondly, he wants to sue the examiners who corrected his higher secondary papers and failed him.
#Why Mayawati wants to become India's prime minister?
Firstly, it has been a long time since she did some scam; secondly, her locker is already filled with Gujrati diamonds, she wants to try a hand at South African ones.
#Why Mulayam Singh doesn't want to become India's Prime Minister?
He has been very well taught by his holiness Amar Singh, not to keep false hopes as they tend to cause heart attacks in case of failures.
#What if Mamta Banerjee becomes India's Prime minister?
A ban for Tata, in complete India.(You fu**ed my case in Singur, i will f**k ur case in India!)
# Why is Dr. kalam still optimistic about 2020 vision?
Well, he is India's missile man and whatever he speaks are at a height of 20,000 feet. Naturally, it takes time for truth to travel against gravity. It will surely reach him one day, i am still optimistic...
#when is India going to win a football major tournament?
Only when a south-asian quota comes into existence, and lesser chance when the referee is bought.(Lesser chance with the second choice since football referee's are never Indian.)
#Why did Prathibha Patil become India's president?
(please send me a reply..I seriously need one!!!)
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